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Whose father what goes?
October 10th, 2009 
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Physics: I am thinking of 4th law of motion. I want to put it as Newton's Law, Just to maintain the brand name.

Chemistry: I am thinking of converting CO2 to H2O.

Literature: I am thinking about writing a real-life fiction (filled with oxymorons :P) story.

Physiology or Medicine: I am thinking about curing Cancer and/or AIDS.

The Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences: I am thinking of a solution for the current economic crisis and remove poverty from the face of this earth.

Peace: Since I am thinking about doing all these things, I wont be able to start attacking whoever I see. That should be enough for me to qualify and win this.

Now I should be getting 6 Nobel Prizes. Do they ship it in Fedex or ordinary mail?

Alfred Nobel: May your soul rest in peace!
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