| Physics: I am thinking of 4th law of motion. I want to put it as Newton's Law, Just to maintain the brand name.
Chemistry: I am thinking of converting CO2 to H2O.
Literature: I am thinking about writing a real-life fiction (filled with oxymorons :P) story.
Physiology or Medicine: I am thinking about curing Cancer and/or AIDS.
The Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences: I am thinking of a solution for the current economic crisis and remove poverty from the face of this earth.
Peace: Since I am thinking about doing all these things, I wont be able to start attacking whoever I see. That should be enough for me to qualify and win this.
Now I should be getting 6 Nobel Prizes. Do they ship it in Fedex or ordinary mail?
Alfred Nobel: May your soul rest in peace! |